The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim through your veins like a piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Who's always goofing in the halls
The Misheard: Who's always poopin' in his drawers
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Real Lyric: 25 years old, my mother god bless her soul.
The Misheard: 25 years old, my mother got breasts to show
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Real Lyric: shake ya ass watch yourself shake ya ass show me what your workin with yeah
The Misheard: shake ya ass wash yourself shake your ass show me herbal essences
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by the rose on the grave
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Real Lyric: Underneath the bridge, the tarp has sprung a leak.
The Misheard: Underneath the fridge, the tap has sprung a leak.
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke.
The Misheard: I try to eat a pie and I choke.
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Real Lyric: Gettin Jiggy Wit It
The Misheard: Dip your Chicken in it - NaNa Na Na Na Na
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but stings like a bee-just like every girl in history
The Misheard: She looks ike a flower, but thinks like a pea - just like every girl in history
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Real Lyric: "I want to stand with you on a mountain"
The Misheard: "I understand why you want to melt him"
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