The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm hiding in the trees with a picnic, she over there
The Misheard: (Similar to one already submitted, but I reckon it's more amusing): I've had it in the trees with a pygmy, she's over there
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Real Lyric: Jungle love it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy.
The Misheard: Chug-a-lug the Strawberry Man is making me crazy.
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Real Lyric: She's coming in 12:30 flight
The Misheard: She's coming in for a bloody fight
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Real Lyric: You got to feel it in your bones.
The Misheard: Sometimes I feel like alien bones.
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Real Lyric: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like... cocaine.
The Misheard: She gets high, she gets high, she gets high... cocaine.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With birds of shame i said long live you
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride,
The Misheard: And little Early-Pearly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride,
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend.
The Misheard: Girls are always doin' it with your ex-girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dark sark has them in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: Brimful of badger and a porkpie
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