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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: The club is full of balla's and their pockets full-grown

    The Misheard: the club is for the fathers and their c**k is full-grown

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Father father father father Father into your hand I comend my spirit Father into your hand why have you forsaken me

    The Misheard: f**k off f**k off f**k off f**k off Folding deerhands, I commend my spirit Folding deerhands, why have you forsaken me

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, come, come, come on let me out.

    The Misheard: I'm a genie in a bottle, come, come, come on in.

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Yellow

    Real Lyric: Your Skin, Oh yeah, your skin and bones, Turn into something beautiful

    The Misheard: Your skin Oh yeah your skin unfolds Down to something beautiful

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.

    The Misheard: I'll never be your big suburban.

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Rock your ass off Rock your ass off

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    Artist: P.M. Dawn

    Song: I'd Die Without You

    Real Lyric: I'd die with out you

    The Misheard: A dog without a shoe

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song:

    Real Lyric: I can hear it calling in the air tonight.

    The Misheard: I can hear Phil Collins in the air tonight.

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    Artist: Marshall Tucker Band

    Song: Heard It In A Love Song

    Real Lyric: Heard it in a love song can't be wrong

    The Misheard: Purday love song can't be wrong

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    Artist: Stone Roses

    Song: Love Spreads

    Real Lyric: I'm hiding in the trees with a picnic, she over there

    The Misheard: (Similar to one already submitted, but I reckon it's more amusing): I've had it in the trees with a pygmy, she's over there

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