The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, they look just like two gurus in drag".
The Misheard: The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, they look just like two gurus in bags."
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Real Lyric: and heaven and nature sing
The Misheard: and kevin and ranger sing
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Real Lyric: Smells like teen spirit
The Misheard: smells like team spirit
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Real Lyric: How could i forget that i had given her an extra key
The Misheard: How could i forget that I had given her an extra 3
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full of crumbs
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away...
The Misheard: C'est le nee, c'est le nee...
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defence
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in surf defence
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Real Lyric: She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt.
The Misheard: She's killing Dylan when she's dressed to the hilt.
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Real Lyric: A cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: Archie Bunker peed on me
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Real Lyric: Stop pointing fingers, the balme is on me
The Misheard: Suck on your fingers, the flavor's on me
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