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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Sisters of the Moon

    Real Lyric: Some call her sister of the moon Some say illusion— Wrong again!

    The Misheard: Some call her sister of the moon Some say illusions Are her game

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    Artist: Kelly Clarkson

    Song: Already Gone

    Real Lyric: Looking at you makes it harder But I know that you'll find another

    The Misheard: Looking ugly makes it harder But I know that you'll find another

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Healing Hands

    Real Lyric: And reach out for her healin' hands Reach out for her healin' hands There's a light, where the darkness ends Touch me now and let me see again Rock me now in your gentle healin' hands

    The Misheard: Reach out for the healin' hands Reach out for the healin' hands Never liked when the doctor said, "Touch me now, and let me see again." Doctor, now! With your dentin' healin' hands.

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    Artist: Mika

    Song: Love Today

    Real Lyric: Shock shock me

    The Misheard: Jaques Jaques Lee

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    Artist: Was (Not Was)

    Song: Walk The Dinosaur

    Real Lyric: Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

    The Misheard: Walkin' the dog, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Dreams

    Real Lyric: It's only right that you should play the way you feel it, but listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness

    The Misheard: I'm only white that you survive but listen carefree but listen happily to the sound of your loneliness.Run run only happens when it's raining

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    Artist: Peter Allen

    Song: I Go To Rio

    Real Lyric: I go to Rio De Janeiro

    The Misheard: I go to Rio, there's an arrow

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    Artist: Gino Vanelli

    Song: Black Cars (Look Better In The Shade)

    Real Lyric: She wears her makeup like wax

    The Misheard: She wears an acre of wax

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Have A Drink On Me

    Real Lyric: Have a drink on me

    The Misheard: Have a dream on me

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    Artist: Die Antwoord

    Song: Enter the Ninja

    Real Lyric: I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan

    The Misheard: I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand Except my homophobic dreams and a pan.

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