The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The smell of death surrounds you.
The Misheard: The smell of gas around you...
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Real Lyric: Life in the Fast Lane
The Misheard: Wipe in the Vaseline
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex lovers
The Misheard: Gotta love the starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: Every time I think of you, I feel a shot right through with a bolt of blue.
The Misheard: Every time I think of you, I see a shot right through like a bowl of poo.
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Real Lyric: Through the years, how can you stand to hear My pleading for you dear You know I'm crying oo oo oo ooo ooo
The Misheard: Through the years, how can you stand to hear My plate of funny dip You know I'm crying oo oo oo ooo ooo
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Real Lyric: Standing here Baptized in all my tears Baby through the years, You know I'm crying oo oo oo ooo ooo
The Misheard: Standing here Baptized in all tears Baby gluteus You know I'm crying oo oo oo ooo ooo
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Real Lyric: Luck be a lady tonight!
The Misheard: Pluck me a lady tonight!
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Real Lyric: Metal Guru, is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah
The Misheard: Men on the Roof, is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Real Lyric: Take your passion and make it happen.
The Misheard: Take your pants off and make it happen.
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Real Lyric: Baby, and you might still have me.
The Misheard: Baby and your mom still has me.
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