The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut
The Misheard: feed my eyes, now your so damn shy.
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Real Lyric: lonley women and bad booze
The Misheard: lonley women in bad boots
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Real Lyric: I ought to praise you like I should
The Misheard: I ought to praise you like a shoe
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Real Lyric: My love ain't got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My love ain't got no money, he's got his strong lips
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Real Lyric: Walk this way
The Misheard: Pork display
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Real Lyric: Gee our old LaSalle ran great
The Misheard: Gee the days were sour and gray. Gee these days old sour red grapes.
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Real Lyric: Platform Ticket
The Misheard: Back from dickhead
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: Theres a brimful of ashes on a faulty fire.
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Real Lyric: my world crumps when you are not there
The Misheard: i blow bubbles when you are not there
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Real Lyric: American woman
The Misheard: A naked woman
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