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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Jesus Loves Me

    Real Lyric: They are weak, but he is strong

    The Misheard: They are weak butt - he is strong

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    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Song: The Bad Touch

    Real Lyric: You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

    The Misheard: You and me baby ATE nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer...

    The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza...

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Warning

    Real Lyric: Warning Live without warning

    The Misheard: Porn and Live without porn

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.

    The Misheard: The club is full of bottles and the bottles full of rum

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere, life in plastic its fantastic

    The Misheard: You can brush in nair, undress me then you stare, life in a basket its fantastic.

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

    The Misheard: Everyone needs a frozen armadillo

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street. Willy and the poor boys are playin' Bring your nickles tap your feet.

    The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street Pretty little Pope boys are praying Bringing pickles out to eat.

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I guess the rain's down in Africa

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Ruby Tuesday

    Real Lyric: Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

    The Misheard: Goodbye Groove Children

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