The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the devil in him
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Real Lyric: I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
The Misheard: I could save the world if I was in L.A.
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Real Lyric: With birds i share this lonely view
The Misheard: In the burger shed alone with you
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Real Lyric: we're giving love in a family dose
The Misheard: we're giving love in a femidom (a femidom being a type of contraceptive, for those who don't know...)
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Real Lyric: It's Raining Men, Hallelujah!
The Misheard: Israeli Men, Hallelujah!
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Real Lyric: Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did
The Misheard: Her legs spread out before me, as her body lies dead
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Real Lyric: Funky Little Shack!
The Misheard: F**king in the Shack!
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Real Lyric: And all I really want, is some justice!
The Misheard: And all I really want, is suggestions!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Whipburns and chains, It's a long day with you
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Real Lyric: chatenooga choo choo
The Misheard: the cat that ate my new shoe
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