The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time
The Misheard: I was SO SURE that it was -Kiss me baby one more time- until a friend "corrected" me, saying it really was -Kick me baby one more ti
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Real Lyric: Smoke On The Water
The Misheard: Slow Walkin' Walter......the Fire Engine Guy
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Real Lyric: Eaton Rifles
The Misheard: Eat the Rifles
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Real Lyric: Our Lips Are Sealed
The Misheard: Alex the Seal
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like-a pee
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Real Lyric: Tell me I'm not in the blue
The Misheard: Tell me I'm not in the poo
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black
The Misheard: I see a riddle and I want to take it back
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Real Lyric: He could see she was unable
The Misheard: The casheeshee wasn't able.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear on your suicide pole
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police! Naughty Dog.
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