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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Mull of Kintyre

    Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre

    The Misheard: Bollockin' tired

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

    Real Lyric: Wait on me girl

    The Misheard: Well, army girl

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee...

    The Misheard: see story below

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    Artist: Morris Albert

    Song: Feelings

    Real Lyric: Feelings, nothing more than feelings... Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,

    The Misheard: Tea leaves, nothing more than tea leaves... Tea leaves, wo-o-o tea leaves,

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Losing My Religion

    Real Lyric: That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight losing my religion

    The Misheard: That's me on the corner That's me at the stop light losing my reflection

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    Artist: Gwen Stefani

    Song: Holla Back Girl

    Real Lyric: Oooh, this my s**t , this my s**t

    The Misheard: Oooh, kiss my s**t, kiss my s**t

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: "He wants me, but only part of the time He wants me, if he can keep me in line Hush Hush, keep it down now, voices carry"

    The Misheard: "He wants me, but only part of the time He wants me, but only when I'm in line Hush Hush, keep it down now, this is scary"

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Missing

    Real Lyric: And I miss you, Like the deserts miss the rain.

    The Misheard: And I miss you, Like a deserted Myst game.

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    Artist: Eddy Grant

    Song: Electric Avenue

    Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

    The Misheard: We're gonna rock down to Scalectric Avenue

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around

    The Misheard: Send your body down the potty's all around (then when I thought that too weird ... Send your body down the party's all around)

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