The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: i got my head shaved, tatoos on both legs
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Yellowbrick Road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plow Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad
The Misheard: Goodbye Yellowbrick Road Where the dogs of society howl You can't keep as your pen pal I'm going back to my cloud (Mumble mumble mumble) Back with the heart attack cow
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Real Lyric: sweet to taste ..saccharine
The Misheard: sweet to taste..sample me
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Spider meringue, I am still just ready to cave
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Real Lyric: Fist on my plate, swollowed it down.
The Misheard: Piss on my plate, swollowed it down.
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Real Lyric: Ba, ba, ba, ba Barbera Ann.
The Misheard: Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bobber Rand.
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Real Lyric: only to find gideon's bible.
The Misheard: only to fing gigeon's bible.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I'm a peeing in a bottle
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulavard
The Misheard: .....over sandy moldy cupfulloflard!
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Real Lyric: Making my own money
The Misheard: Making love on my knees
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