The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is, Give Peace a chance
The Misheard: Call New York City, Give peace a chance
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Real Lyric: When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
The Misheard: When you hear the whistle blowing head for the bar
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Real Lyric: After the boys of summer were gone.
The Misheard: after the poison summer were gone.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty cheese and the Dunder chief
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death.
The Misheard: Hold my breakfast I wish for tea.
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden...
The Misheard: I'll never be your pizza burnin'
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Real Lyric: A part of me has just been ripped, The pages from my mind are stripped.
The Misheard: A part of me is just erect, The pages from my mind are sick.
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Real Lyric: Obviously
The Misheard: I'll be asleep
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Real Lyric: Band on the run
The Misheard: Stand on the rug
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street. True that the curb looks really neat.
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