The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: " I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today..."
The Misheard: " I'd like to keep my cheating strategy..."
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Real Lyric: Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter.
The Misheard: Don't let some heffin' heart leave you bitter. AND Don't let some helpin' heart leave you bitter.
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Real Lyric: Oh my! At Waterloo Napolean did surrender.
The Misheard: Oh my! At Waterloo my Polio did surrender.
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Real Lyric: When the rains wash over you, then you'll know
The Misheard: When the rains wash over you, clean your nose
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Real Lyric: She cant find a better man...
The Misheard: I cant find the buttermilk...
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in Blue
The Misheard: Tangled up in glue
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket...
The Misheard: Little white panties in my pocket...
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Real Lyric: 1. I get knocked down, but I get up again you're never gonna keep me down 2. He takes a whiskey drink, he takes a vodka drink...
The Misheard: 1. I get no doubt, that I can only get you're never gonna keep me around 2. He takes a pissy drink, he takes a vodka drink...
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: How's about a date?
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Real Lyric: little red corvette, baby your much too fast
The Misheard: pay the rent collect, baby youre much too bad
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