The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: we're off to never never land
The Misheard: foxes never never end
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Real Lyric: I'm a material girl in a material world
The Misheard: I'm a cheerio girl in a cheerio world
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken.
The Misheard: Can you imagine your love for deep-fried chicken.
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Real Lyric: God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too
The Misheard: God bless mother nature, she's a cynical woman too
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Real Lyric: A walk on part in the war for a lead roll in a cage
The Misheard: a walk on part in a door for a meat hole and a cage
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Real Lyric: Rocket man burnin out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man burnin like a fool so very long
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Real Lyric: There's nothin' on the top but a bucket and a mop, and an illustrated book about birds
The Misheard: There's nothin' on top but a bucket and a mop, and a nude straightend book about birds
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Real Lyric: Too fat fat you must cut lean You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine chump change And it's on, super bon bon, super bon, bon
The Misheard: Too bad that you must clean You gotta take the elevator to the vasaline shop, exchange It's on, super bon bon
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Real Lyric: I Bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I guess it rains...I miss the rains....I kiss the rains
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the grave.
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