The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're Going To Ibiza
The Misheard: We're Going To eat Pizza
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the percalator
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Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen.
The Misheard: We were merely flashed by men.
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Real Lyric: Reved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche You know the rover in the night
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Real Lyric: My love ain't got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My love ain't got no money, he's got his bongo beat
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Real Lyric: or a man who makes potions in a traveling show!
The Misheard: or a man who makes potions in a traveling shoe!
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Real Lyric: How Bizarre?
The Misheard: How was I?
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Real Lyric: Open your eyes to these must I lie....
The Misheard: Open your eyes to these mustard lies....
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playin' Bring your nickels, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Howdy in the street There's the Pope boy a playin' Adolf Hitler can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a second-hand store
The Misheard: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find on a second-hand whore
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