The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A been-laid woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She sees the hot boy, is she gonna touch him?
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Real Lyric: Evil woman
The Misheard: Beneath the woman!
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Real Lyric: She's deadly man, she can really rip your world apart.
The Misheard: She's barely mad, she can really rip your butt apart.
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Real Lyric: Erase and rewind 'cause I've been changin my mind...
The Misheard: The reason we whine, 'cause I keep changing my mind...
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, And ... message .... (*Still not sure what the words are)
The Misheard: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, And no mustache makes a man any better...
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
The Misheard: Slow Hand Walter, the fire engine guy.
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Real Lyric: Oops I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game
The Misheard: Oops I didn't again. I played with your darts. Got lost in the game
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Real Lyric: Zombie, Zombie, Zombie
The Misheard: Salami, Salami, Salami
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Real Lyric: You Did What?!?!? Tin Roof Rusted!
The Misheard: You Hid What?!?!? Thumb Tacks Crusted
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