The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tongue grabs you by the wrist, the rest is in the snow
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Real Lyric: I'll be more than enough for you
The Misheard: I'll be more than a nut for you
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty knees and the thunder jeep.
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends...
The Misheard: I get weavy bread...
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Real Lyric: We are all innocent Don't leave me Adia We are all innocent
The Misheard: We are all interspersed To leave me hangin out We are all innocent
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a ladie
The Misheard: Dudes a fun tie lady
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Real Lyric: Girls as sharp as her are something rare.
The Misheard: Girls that shop as her are something rare.
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Real Lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green.
The Misheard: You always shout fire then leave.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: "Like a rude tailor," or perhaps "sailor"
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