The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cuts like a knife
The Misheard: c**k sucker night
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Real Lyric: Jai Garu deva om
The Misheard: jake grew a dum
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Tell me, smokin', hey, hey, hey, hey
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Real Lyric: Put away the crack before the crack puts you away, you need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate.
The Misheard: Put away the crappy phony crack, put you away, y'all need to be there when your baby's old enough to be laid.
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Real Lyric: We are family
The Misheard: We are japanese
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Real Lyric: please don't go, please don't go
The Misheard: feed the goat, feed the goat
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I walk goalposts when you are not here
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I fart golfballs when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tongue grabs you by the wrist, the rest is in the snow
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Real Lyric: I'll be more than enough for you
The Misheard: I'll be more than a nut for you
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