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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rick Springfield

    Song: Jessie's Girl

    Real Lyric: I wish that I had Jessie's girl

    The Misheard: I wish that I was Jessie's girl

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Follow Me

    Real Lyric: Swim through your vains like a fish in the sea.

    The Misheard: Swim through your vains like a piss in the sea.

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: oh baby baby the reason i breath is you, boy you've got me blinded

    The Misheard: oh baby baby the reason i breed is you, but now you've got me grouned

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: All Along The Watchtower

    Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth None will level on the line Nobody offered his worth

    The Misheard: Businessmen , drink my wine Cool and dig my herb , No one is Level on this line , Im not of this world.

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: Ive been kissed by a rose on the grey..

    The Misheard: Oh brady brady how was i supposed to know that my s**t wasnt tight now

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

    Real Lyric: Dont let the sun go down on me....

    The Misheard: Dont let his mum go down on me...

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Hey Nineteen

    Real Lyric: The Cuervo gold, the fine Colombian

    The Misheard: The queer won't go, the pine-cone ambience

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

    Real Lyric: hey,hey.do that freaky thing

    The Misheard: hey,hey, dig that burger king

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: La Isla Bonita

    Real Lyric: A young girl with eyes like the desert

    The Misheard: young girls with eyes like potatoes

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.

    The Misheard: When blood is shed it's a lonely view.

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