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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes

    The Misheard: She's got Bette Davis size

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Comfortably Numb

    Real Lyric: A distant ships smoke on the horizon

    The Misheard: A distant s**tsmoke on the a' rising

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time

    The Misheard: make my boobies one more size

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal.

    The Misheard: You've been bit by, you've been stuck by a squirrels grandmother.

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: millions of people living as foes

    The Misheard: millions of people licking their toes

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    Artist: Tina Turner

    Song: What's Love Got To Do With It

    Real Lyric: What's love got to do with it...

    The Misheard: Walk slow got to do with it...

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    Artist: Archie and Edith Bunker

    Song: Those Were The Days

    Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great........

    The Misheard: G. R. O.'s a sour ingrate.............

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: I want my, I want my, I want my MTV

    The Misheard: I want my, I want my, I want my Sky TV or I want my, I want my, I want my BSB

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint

    The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've gotta nuke 'em Penny!

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: we built this city on rock and roll

    The Misheard: we built this city on sausage rolls

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