The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's Just Your Jive Talkin'
The Misheard: Ja - Ja - Ja - Jive Talkin'
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Real Lyric: the way she looked was way beyond compare
The Misheard: the way she looked was way beyond the mayor
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Real Lyric: By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
The Misheard: by the looks i got u s**t f**kin scared of me
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Real Lyric: If you want my future, forget my past
The Misheard: If you want my future, forget my ass
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Real Lyric: dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
The Misheard: dancing queen, feel the meat on me tangerine
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Real Lyric: Is it that look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
The Misheard: Is it that look in your eyes or is it these dancing jews
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Real Lyric: How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser
The Misheard: Come on everybody gonna keep it like a geyser
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Real Lyric: You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your pretty hair.
The Misheard: You've painted up your tits and rolled and curled your public hair.
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Real Lyric: But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.
The Misheard: But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't know the same sink a-rinses me.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown
The Misheard: Return to cinder, that dress unknown.
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