The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Takin' it in, try to be feminine With my makeup bag watchin' all the sin.
The Misheard: Takin' it in, tryin' to defend the men with my achin' back watching all the sin.
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Real Lyric: Arrows of neon flashin' marques out on main street
The Misheard: Arrows at me 'cause I'm flashin' my knees out on main street
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paridise City where the grass is green and the girls are preatty..OHH won't you plaese take me home?!
The Misheard: Take me down to the prarie dog city where the grass is green and the girls are preatty..OHH won't you plaese take me home?!
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Knees on the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: ...your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror and you watched yourself go by.
The Misheard: The topic was Africa. You had one eye in the middle and you watched yourself go by.
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Real Lyric: Karma Police, arrest this man, he talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio
The Misheard: karma police, arrest this man he talks in nouns he buzzes like a fridge hes like a ditch in radio
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Real Lyric: This is a song for the broken hearted
The Misheard: This is a song of a broken highway
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Real Lyric: O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are thy branches...Green not alone in summertime, But in the winter's frost and rime, O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are they branches...Green not alone in summertime, But in the winter's frost and rime, O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are they branches...
The Misheard: No Christmas Tree, no Christmas Tree, we threw you in the compost...we took the lights off yesterday, the ornaments are packed away, no Christmas Tree, no Christmas Tree, we threw you in the compost...the angel went into a box, and so did the nativity, no
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Slow comin' Walter
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Real Lyric: Go on leave me breathless
The Misheard: Go on leave me breastless
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