The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart
The Misheard: Gorillas in the hut
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Real Lyric: She knows how to make a pro blush
The Misheard: She knows how to make a crow blush
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Real Lyric: my uncle has a country place, no one knows about, he said it used to be a farm, before the motor lot
The Misheard: my uncle has a country place, no one knows about, he said it used to be a farm, before they mowed their lawn
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Real Lyric: And Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: and swim through your veins like a piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: It's Bonnie's love
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram I'm a Cilla Black fan all night
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bothroom on the right
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Real Lyric: the smell of colitas...
The Misheard: the smell of policemen...
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Real Lyric: Can you tell me, which flower's gonna grow? Can you tell me if it's gonna be a daisy or a rose?
The Misheard: Can you tell me, which flower's gonna grow? Can you tell me, is it a cheesy o?
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be alarmed now, It's just a sprinkling for the milking.
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