The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Arizona"
The Misheard: "Hair is older"
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Real Lyric: some day you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova a champagne supernova in the sky.
The Misheard: someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide and a champlagne soupin' over a champlagne soupin' over in the sky.
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Real Lyric: I keep your picture, upon the wall...it hides a (something something) that's lyin' there...so don't you ask me...to give it back...blah blah blah.
The Misheard: I keep your picture, upon the wall...it hides a messy stain that's lyin' there...
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Real Lyric: "Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?"
The Misheard: "Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come with feet?"
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Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry?
The Misheard: requesting quiet
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Real Lyric: Our lips are Sealed
The Misheard: Father Cecile
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Real Lyric: ...its such a contridiction, do i lie or tell the truth, is it fact or fiction, oh the way i feel for you, it's so complicated...
The Misheard: ...its such a contridiction, do i lie or tell the truth, is it fact or fiction, oh the way i feel for you, I'm so constipated
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Real Lyric: It's looks as though you're letting go
The Misheard: it looks as though you're getting old
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Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues.
The Misheard: I guess that's why call it balloons.
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Real Lyric: My angel is the centerfold
The Misheard: My anus is the centerfold
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