The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In the house of stone and light
The Misheard: In the house of stolen mice
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a berth or he couldn't go to sea, so I had another smoke and another cup of tea, and a butter pie (butter pie?) The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep, so I had another smoke, and I had a cup of tea. and a butterfly (butter fly?) The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in tihe pie.
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Real Lyric: Gettin' jiggy with it
The Misheard: Eatin chickin with it
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Real Lyric: I'm a Genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I'm a Genius, youre a bottle
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Real Lyric: constant craving
The Misheard: can't stand gravy
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Real Lyric: What cha' doing on your back?
The Misheard: Whatcha' doin' on your butt?
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Real Lyric: You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavot'
The Misheard: "you had one eye in the mirror and you watched yourself a lot!"
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Real Lyric: Kicking your can all over the place.
The Misheard: Dragging your ass all over the place.
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Real Lyric: Surely you're my angel You're my darling angel
The Misheard: Shirley you're my angel You're my tarty angel
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Real Lyric: Living off of grass, and the drippings from the ceiling.
The Misheard: Living off of grass, and the drippings from my semen.
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