The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I grew up on your back porch And I watched the storms light up the clouds
The Misheard: I throw up on your back porch And I watched the storms light up play grounds
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Real Lyric: I've been for a walk On a winters day
The Misheard: I've been for-a-warned on a winters day
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Real Lyric: A brief interlude, a midsummer night fling
The Misheard: Cause we've been too lewd on a midsummer night swing
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Real Lyric: Boom! Clap! The sound of my heart The beat goes on and on and on and on and Boom! Clap! You make me feel good Come on to me, come on to me now
The Misheard: Oh! Crap! The sound of my heart The beat goes nananananana Oh! Crap! You make me feel good Come on to me, come on to me now
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Real Lyric: It's like a shock wave to my brain.
The Misheard: It's like a shark with tuna brain.
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Real Lyric: don't stop, make it pop!
The Misheard: don't stop making pot!
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Real Lyric: I could light the night up with my soul on fire
The Misheard: I don't like banana with my shoulder pie
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Real Lyric: "'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you"
The Misheard: "'Cause I'm some punk gonna give it to you"
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Real Lyric: You turned out to be the...
The Misheard: You turned out a paedo...
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Real Lyric: Looks like we made it
The Misheard: Looks like we mated
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