The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stop Wait a minute Fill my cup put some liquor in it
The Misheard: Stop Wait a minute Fill my cup put some (the word that can't be uttered) in it
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Real Lyric: I wish that I could be like the cool kids
The Misheard: I wish that I could be like the cookies
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Real Lyric: You know I'd do almost anything for you my guiding light
The Misheard: You know I'd do almost anything for you my garden light
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
The Misheard: I'm gonna swing from the sugar leaves
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Real Lyric: Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death And good God, let me give you my life
The Misheard: Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of your life I'll tell you my sense, so you can sharpen your knife Hope for me that breathless breath And good God, let me give you my wife!
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Real Lyric: Take me to the April sun in cuba
The Misheard: Take me to the airport down in houston
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Real Lyric: I know, she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know, she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
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Real Lyric: Thunder na na na na na na na na thunder
The Misheard: Funyuns na na na na na na na na Funyuns
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Real Lyric: Feliz navidad
The Misheard: The police took my dog
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could do
The Misheard: There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could do
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