The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Words are very un-necessary
The Misheard: Words like ferry, un-necessary
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Horse don't shoot it's own leg
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Real Lyric: Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
The Misheard: Jesus, rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again!
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Real Lyric: I'll be waiting beside the phone waiting for you.
The Misheard: I'll be playing the xylophone waiting for you.
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female to spin around the block...female, you nasty girl!
The Misheard: These men don't want no Happy Meal who sit around the block, you girl, you nasty girl!
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Real Lyric: Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy
The Misheard: Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Jews demand, You've been a naughty boy
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Real Lyric: The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.
The Misheard: The Ants are my friends, blowin' in my wind.
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree?
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of tears, To admire, to disagree.
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Real Lyric: My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair
The Misheard: My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of fleas in her hair
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Real Lyric: it's not like you to say sorry i was waiting on a different story this time i'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking ............... these 5 words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"
The Misheard: it's not like you 'cos this is real it's like wearing a hippy something this time i'm mistaken before hannah knew her heart was breaking ................. this fine worm in my head screams "are we having fun yet?"
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