The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the joke is When he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz
The Misheard: And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in goat gizz
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Real Lyric: All we are saying, is give peace a chance
The Misheard: Oh we are sailing, just give peace a chance!
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Real Lyric: stayin alive, stayin alive
The Misheard: stain a light, stain a light
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Real Lyric: For he's a jolly good fellow
The Misheard: For he's a jolly good Pharaoh
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Real Lyric: I'm elegantly wasted.
The Misheard: I never get wasted.
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: Warm smell of coitus Rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: Let me sleep on it, baby baby, let me sleep on it.
The Misheard: I'm a sleazeball head, baby baby, I'm a sleazeball head.
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Real Lyric: The way things are goin' They're gonna crucify me!
The Misheard: We're waiting to go in They're gonna crucify me!
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Real Lyric: Please forgive me!
The Misheard: He's gone, kill the man!
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots,a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got electric boots, a mole-hair too...
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