The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She had blonde hair and nice blues
The Misheard: She had long hair and nice boobs
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Real Lyric: Dat s**t cray, dat s**t cray
The Misheard: Does you pray? Does you, Christ?
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Real Lyric: The heart of rock and roll is still beatin'
The Misheard: The heart of rock and roll is Topeka
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Real Lyric: Hey, Satan! Paid my dues.
The Misheard: Hey, Satan! Hand my Jews.
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Real Lyric: Season ticket on a one way ride.
The Misheard: Sees a (word that can't be spoken) on a one way ride.
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Real Lyric: Going to the discotheque Getting high and getting wrecked
The Misheard: Going to the discotheque Getting high and gaining weight
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Real Lyric: I really wanna love somebody
The Misheard: I really wanna hump somebody
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Real Lyric: Turn down for what
The Misheard: Turn down the walk!
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Gotta love those Starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: You are the dancing queen, young and sweet
The Misheard: You are the dancing queen, something green
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