The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my systems blow
The Misheard: I'm waking up, I feel it in my clothes enough to make my sister glow
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Real Lyric: Listened as the crowd would sing
The Misheard: Listen, Mr. Krabs would say,
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Real Lyric: This f**kin' black cloud still follows me around
The Misheard: This f**kin' black crowd still follows me around
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Real Lyric: Last dance with Mary Jane
The Misheard: Love stands for marriage cake
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Real Lyric: I just saw Hayley’s comet she waved / Said “why you always running in place?"
The Misheard: I just saw Hayley’s comet Julie / Said “why you always running in place?"
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Real Lyric: Them good girls straight masterpieces
The Misheard: Them good girls straight masturbating
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Real Lyric: Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
The Misheard: Michelle fight for that white gold
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Real Lyric: I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire man
The Misheard: I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon ball of retirement
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey's going to fight me
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Real Lyric: When the rain fell And the flood came And the wind blew hot like a hammer on these walls We didn't crack or break or fall We built this house on a rock This house on a rock
The Misheard: When the rain fell And the flood came And the wind blew hot like a hammer on these walls We didn't crack or break or fall We built this house in Iraq This house in Iraq
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