The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Delta Dawn whats that flower you have on?
The Misheard: "All be darn" whats that flower you have on?
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Real Lyric: Consoling all i feel
The Misheard: all the word io
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, Stroke me
The Misheard: Strong Man, Stroke me
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Real Lyric: He's got a custom Continental
The Misheard: He's got to cuss sometimes and then talk
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: I fell off the log and the log rolled
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Real Lyric: and theres a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show
The Misheard: and theres a lady we all know who whines like s**te and wants to show...
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Real Lyric: You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star...
The Misheard: You're my sun, my moon, my garlic sauce...
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Real Lyric: give your ID card to the boarder guard yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets
The Misheard: they'll drag you aboard from the motor car then the aliens say you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets
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Real Lyric: Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in
The Misheard: Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tower And You'll never know.
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Real Lyric: Susie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: Susie woman dressed in tights
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