The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dancing queen Young and sweet Only seventeen
The Misheard: Dancing queen Had the sweet Of the seventies
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Real Lyric: He roller-coaster he got early warning He got muddy water he one mojo filter He say "One and one and one is three" Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
The Misheard: He rolling toasters in the early morning He got muddy warts and he wants dojo fitters He say "One and one and one makes three" Got to be good looking - you can feel his disease
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I've got to keep my Cheeches high today
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Real Lyric: Shock the monkey!
The Misheard: Spank the monkey!
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Real Lyric: How bizarre,how bizarre
The Misheard: Cow design, cow design
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock & roll and drift away.
The Misheard: Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock & roll and drift away.
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Real Lyric: Start me up
The Misheard: The Ma-fi-a
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Real Lyric: Suicide blonde
The Misheard: Two inside the boat
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Real Lyric: All the boys thinks she's a spy
The Misheard: All the boys thinks she's a spaz
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Real Lyric: Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie? ...You've been hit by a smooth criminal
The Misheard: Eddie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Eddie? ...You've been hit by a spoon criminal
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