The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Who are you?
The Misheard: Cool Water
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Real Lyric: Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin’ Tired of livin’ like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feelin’
The Misheard: Never made it as a white man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin’ Tired of livin’ like a black man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feelin’
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Real Lyric: Hit me Beby One more time
The Misheard: Kick me baby one more time
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Real Lyric: were laid spread out before me as her body once did
The Misheard: her legs spread out before me as her body once did
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: Slam your body down the wine is all around
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Real Lyric: The jet pilots tuned to the c**kpit radio blair.
The Misheard: The jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio blair
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: In the Burgess Shale There are fossils too
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Real Lyric: Edison is a no go
The Misheard: It's Alyssa Noble (a friend of mine from school)
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Real Lyric: Beelzebum has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil inthe sideboard
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Real Lyric: And of things that will bite.
The Misheard: And a baked apple pie.
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