The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I pick a book up and Turn the sheets down
The Misheard: I pick up a cup and Turn this s**t down
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Hail to these Thunder Kings
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, But I get up again...
The Misheard: I got no towels, but I've got underwear...
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Real Lyric: Come, come,come on and help me out
The Misheard: Come,come, hmmm, miau
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Real Lyric: If everybody had an ocean, acroos the USA Then everbody's be surfin, like californi-aa We'd wear our old sun baggies hachetta sandels too a bushy bushy blond hair-do surfin usa
The Misheard: If everybody had a nocsion across the USA then everybody'd be surfin, like Calie Anna-A They'd wear their bananies some kinda sandels too a bushy bushy babe can do surfin usa
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Real Lyric: banging on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: hanging on the bathroom door
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Real Lyric: Well I sit and I pray In my broken down Chevrolet
The Misheard: Well I sit and I pray And my broken nose shall remain
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Real Lyric: JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner...
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman...
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Real Lyric: hello, hello, hello, how low.
The Misheard: hello, helo, oh no, hell no.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the jungle jeep
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