The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She sees a cat, and she has a conniption She sees a mole, and just starts going off...
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign
The Misheard: So put me on a highway And go Viet Nam
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Real Lyric: How bizarre
The Misheard: Cow zone
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Tell devil to freeze hell
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Real Lyric: Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
The Misheard: Then you flew your flivvy up to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun.
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Real Lyric: Ohhhh! We're halfway there!
The Misheard: Ohhhh! We're head wavin'!
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Real Lyric: slap my b***h up
The Misheard: You're the wobbly one
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Real Lyric: Once I had a love, it was a gas
The Misheard: What a lovely p***ycat
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Real Lyric: Dreams can come true
The Misheard: Trains can come too
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Real Lyric: Rocketman,burnin out the fuse, I'm heavenbound
The Misheard: Rocketman,burnin down the streets of Avalon
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