The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
The Misheard: I see a rector and I want him painted black
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: DooDoo rockin lady
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world...
The Misheard: There are raisins in my hot cereal
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Real Lyric: I'm an alien an illegal alien I'm an Englishman in New York
The Misheard: I'm an idiot I'm a little idiot I'm an Englishman in New York
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Real Lyric: People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
The Misheard: People thinnk I'm insane because I eat brownies all the time.
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield
The Misheard: Love is a bumblebee
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Real Lyric: 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
The Misheard: 10,000 cents and all you need is a dime
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Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother
The Misheard: Check it out now And f* your brother
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She sees a cat, and she has a conniption She sees a mole, and just starts going off...
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign
The Misheard: So put me on a highway And go Viet Nam
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