The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire and your desire
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire, stroke me sire.
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Real Lyric: So raise your hands to heaven and pray
The Misheard: So raise your hampster to heaven and pray
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Real Lyric: Now I'm talking 'bout our kid, now she's married to Mabel
The Misheard: Now I'm talking 'bout our kid, now she's not a tomato
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Real Lyric: A Zoot Suit Riot... (RIOT!) Throw back a bottle of beer...
The Misheard: A Zig-Zag Bryan... (BRYAN!) Get the man some weed in here...
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Real Lyric: I know that things are going wrong for me...
The Misheard: I know that deep down you're in love with me...
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Real Lyric: And their bombs and their guns
The Misheard: And their moms and their dads
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Real Lyric: Red Red wine, stay close to me
The Misheard: Red red wine, stay away from me
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches
The Misheard: How my whole foot aches
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Real Lyric: Lift your skirt a little more and show your world to me.
The Misheard: Lift your skirt now little boy and show your world to me.
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Real Lyric: "I was a lonely teen-age broncin' buck"
The Misheard: "I was a lonely teen-age drunken f***"
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