The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If there is a problem
The Misheard: Hitler is a problem
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Real Lyric: ...Raspberry Beret. The kind you buy in a second-hand store.
The Misheard: ...Raspberry Souffle. The kind you buy in a bakery store.
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out T-C-P
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a mental pain!
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes
The Misheard: You can't hide your lion eyes
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Real Lyric: ...With one headlight
The Misheard: ...with one hand tied
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: You'se a chocolate lady
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's smoking grass today
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Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife.
The Misheard: Growin' like a melon on the edge of the night.
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Real Lyric: He got monkey finger
The Misheard: He got mojo filter.
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