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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B

    The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out T-C-P

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!

    The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a mental pain!

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Lyin' Eyes

    Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes

    The Misheard: You can't hide your lion eyes

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    Artist: Wallflowers

    Song: One Headlight

    Real Lyric: ...With one headlight

    The Misheard: ...with one hand tied

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: You'se a chocolate lady

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today

    The Misheard: Jeremy's smoking grass today

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife.

    The Misheard: Growin' like a melon on the edge of the night.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Come Together

    Real Lyric: He got monkey finger

    The Misheard: He got mojo filter.

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Shameless

    Real Lyric: I'm shameless Baby I don't have a prayer

    The Misheard: I'm shameless Baby I don't have a brain

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: All I Wanna Do

    Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

    The Misheard: Until the sun comes up, we're the ceremony couple of art.

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