The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, stuck in ole Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, suckin' on ole Diane's tits!!!
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Real Lyric: tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
The Misheard: tattoos of memories and dancing on trial
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Real Lyric: Where is my prairie son.
The Misheard: Where is my furry son.
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Real Lyric: Free, Free Fallin'
The Misheard: Re.. Recyclin'
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Real Lyric: A denial, a denial...
The Misheard: Let me die young, let me die young...
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Real Lyric: And I'm Free.... Freefallin'
The Misheard: And I'm free...Freeballin'
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Real Lyric: And my make-up's off - so just give me a reason
The Misheard: I'm making sausages - give me a reason
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Real Lyric: I`m still standing...
The Misheard: I`m still Stalin...
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Real Lyric: If there is a problem
The Misheard: Hitler is a problem
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Real Lyric: ...Raspberry Beret. The kind you buy in a second-hand store.
The Misheard: ...Raspberry Souffle. The kind you buy in a bakery store.
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