The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What's love but a second-hand emotion.
The Misheard: What's love but seagulls in the ocean.
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Real Lyric: "And offers coming over the phone".
The Misheard: My husband actually misheard them - for thirty years - as "Old folks calling up on the phone".
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Real Lyric: I don't want the world, I just want your half
The Misheard: I don't want the world, I just want your ass
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Real Lyric: Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Anne
The Misheard: Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Around
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee..
The Misheard: She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a pig..
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Real Lyric: Its Raining Men!
The Misheard: I'm Raving Mad!
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yea
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough sh*t
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy 'bout a chartreuse van.
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Real Lyric: you can make me whole again...
The Misheard: you got the wrong hole again....
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