The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Inside of me is such a part of you
The Misheard: Sodomy is such a part of you
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Real Lyric: I got knocked down, but I get up again...
The Misheard: I get knocked up, but i get down again...
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Real Lyric: Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop Bop A Ram
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it
The Misheard: Tatoo detective
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Real Lyric: Big Ole Jet Airliner, Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ole Joint and a lighter Going to carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: Lord, I lift your name on high
The Misheard: Lord, epiphany, and pie
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Real Lyric: Hey where did we go? Days when the rain came...
The Misheard: Hey wet amigo! Days when the rain came...
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready to pump this jelly
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Real Lyric: What's love but a second-hand emotion.
The Misheard: What's love but seagulls in the ocean.
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Real Lyric: "And offers coming over the phone".
The Misheard: My husband actually misheard them - for thirty years - as "Old folks calling up on the phone".
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