The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Haven't you heard, it's a battle of words The poster bearer cried
The Misheard: Haven't you heard, it's a battle of words And most of them are lies
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you`re addicted to love.
The Misheard: Mighty square faces, you`re addicted to love.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce...
The Misheard: Dressed up like a Douche!
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Real Lyric: Arrows of neon, flashing marquees out on Main Street...
The Misheard: Girls and me and I'm flashing my keys out on Main Street...
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Real Lyric: Our love holds on, holds on..
The Misheard: Girl, with no clothes on...clothes on
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Real Lyric: #1 Brimful of Asha on the 45 #2,3 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow -mine´s on the 45
The Misheard: Brimful of asha on the 45 everybody needs a bosom for a pillow mines only 45
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Real Lyric: You can't hide those lyin' eyes
The Misheard: You can't hide those giant thighs
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Real Lyric: Wild thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything groovy.
The Misheard: Wild thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything poopy.
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy like long white hair
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Real Lyric: Every night the men come around and lay their money down.
The Misheard: Every night the men come around, and lay my momma down
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