The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio... this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us... For a minute there I lost myself
The Misheard: Karma police, arrest this man he talks in mats, he busies with fridges and detunes radio's... this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with love... For a minute there I lost my socks.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all other obstacles in my way, I can see clearly now the rain is gone, it's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiney day.
The Misheard: I can see nearly now, the pain is gone. I can see all other popsicles in my way, I can see nearly now the pain is gone, it's gonna be a bite, bite, bite, bite, Sonny, Cher day
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact.
The Misheard: It's just like getty fet, it retracts to my compact.
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face...
The Misheard: How's about a date....
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Real Lyric: I got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I got my house wife
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Real Lyric: Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up (yeah) uh loosen up.
The Misheard: Sweet cream, that Marine, Lucy Liu (yeah) uh Lucy Liu
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Real Lyric: The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.
The Misheard: The end, so my friend is blowin' in the wind
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Real Lyric: Little red Corvette Baby you're much too fast
The Misheard: Maybe you should cut back Baby you're much too fat
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Real Lyric: Karma pollive, arrest this girl, her Hitler hairdo, is maling me feel ill, and we have crashed her party.
The Misheard: Karma police arrest this girl, her Hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill, and we have crushed her potty.
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