The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: To me it's like a roman dictionary, did ya know? Won't you tell me it's a happy baby? Can I convey you to be kissed by a rose on a grave?
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Real Lyric: Sweet to taste...saccharine
The Misheard: Sweet potatoes...sack of meat
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: I thought a lot of things, such as "smooth a capella" and "smooth rockafella"
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Real Lyric: gypsies, tramps, and theives...
The Misheard: gypsies tramp on fleas...
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Real Lyric: It's electrifying!
The Misheard: I'm erectifying!
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Real Lyric: love lifts us up where we belong
The Misheard: bong hits us up where we belong
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Real Lyric: our land abounds in natures gifts of beauty rich and rare
The Misheard: our land abounds in nature strips of beauty rich and rare
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Real Lyric: I think its gonna be a long, long time
The Misheard: i think its gonna be a pizza pie
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem, and a cross, from a faith, that died, before jesus came
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear in a suicide pose, and you crossed to a face that died before jesus came
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Real Lyric: Exodus - Movement of Jah people.
The Misheard: Exodus - Groovin' bunch of people.
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