The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: I thought a lot of things, such as "smooth a capella" and "smooth rockafella"
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Real Lyric: gypsies, tramps, and theives...
The Misheard: gypsies tramp on fleas...
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Real Lyric: It's electrifying!
The Misheard: I'm erectifying!
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Real Lyric: love lifts us up where we belong
The Misheard: bong hits us up where we belong
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Real Lyric: our land abounds in natures gifts of beauty rich and rare
The Misheard: our land abounds in nature strips of beauty rich and rare
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Real Lyric: I think its gonna be a long, long time
The Misheard: i think its gonna be a pizza pie
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem, and a cross, from a faith, that died, before jesus came
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear in a suicide pose, and you crossed to a face that died before jesus came
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Real Lyric: Exodus - Movement of Jah people.
The Misheard: Exodus - Groovin' bunch of people.
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Real Lyric: Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio... this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us... For a minute there I lost myself
The Misheard: Karma police, arrest this man he talks in mats, he busies with fridges and detunes radio's... this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with love... For a minute there I lost my socks.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all other obstacles in my way, I can see clearly now the rain is gone, it's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiney day.
The Misheard: I can see nearly now, the pain is gone. I can see all other popsicles in my way, I can see nearly now the pain is gone, it's gonna be a bite, bite, bite, bite, Sonny, Cher day
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