The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
The Misheard: Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been boned.
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Real Lyric: I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
The Misheard: I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket Or a cold lump of cheese, just in case
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Real Lyric: When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean
The Misheard: When the jester sang for the king and queen in a Coke bottle from James Dean
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
The Misheard: To something something, your Moms a rotten stink.
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Real Lyric: I've seen fire and I've seen rain
The Misheard: I've seen flowers out in the rain
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Real Lyric: "Killing me softly with his song"
The Misheard: "Killing me softly with his saw"
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: Never leave your pizza burnin'.
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Misheard: Pigs in jeans are at my door.
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: To me it's like a roman dictionary, did ya know? Won't you tell me it's a happy baby? Can I convey you to be kissed by a rose on a grave?
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Real Lyric: Sweet to taste...saccharine
The Misheard: Sweet potatoes...sack of meat
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