The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Galactic comb, we missed a spot
The Misheard: Galactic call me Mr. Spock
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Real Lyric: Now your Uncle John walked A mile to school
The Misheard: Now your Uncle Joan walked A mile to school
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Real Lyric: We used to joke and it felt like home
The Misheard: We used to toke and it felt like home
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Real Lyric: Them good girls straight masterpieces
The Misheard: I like girls they masturbate
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Real Lyric: "If I could find the words"
The Misheard: "If I could f**k the world"
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Real Lyric: Never your pulse,for granted again
The Misheard: Never take your balls,for granted again
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Real Lyric: Pain, without love! Pain, I can't get enough! Pain, I like it rough! 'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all!
The Misheard: Paint, without love! Paint, I can't get enough! Paint, I like it rough! 'Cause I'd rather feel paint than nothing at all!
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Real Lyric: It means nothing to me This means nothing to me Oh, Vienna
The Misheard: It means nothing to me This means nothing to me Ah, Fi-Gar-Ro!
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Real Lyric: Fade into View
The Misheard: The end of you
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Real Lyric: got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: got to love those starcrossed lovers
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