The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh Ooh Ooh and they come unstuck
The Misheard: Ooh Ooh Ooh and the car won't start
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Real Lyric: Nasty, nasty boys don't mean a thing Oh you nasty boys
The Misheard: Basket, basketball.. don't mean a thing Oh you basketball!
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Real Lyric: Oh lady, running down to the riptide.
The Misheard: Oh baby, running down to the riptipe.
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Real Lyric: Anybody's cut the power
The Misheard: Anybody but the narwhal
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Real Lyric: Words of love, so soft and tender won't win a girl's heart anymore
The Misheard: Words of love, so soft and tender won't wither girls' hearts anymore
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Real Lyric: He got muddy water
The Misheard: He got marijuana
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Real Lyric: I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head that drives my heel It's my baby calling-Says "I need you here" And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
The Misheard: I was driving in a fat man's red underwear When a voice in my head said "Wear high heels." Well, the baby's cryin', guess I need you here And it's a half-assed whore so I'm shifting gear
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Real Lyric: I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
The Misheard: I'd like to hear some f**king Dixieland
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Got a long list of flummoxed lovers
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Real Lyric: Christine, you must have been dreaming
The Misheard: Christine, you must have been drinking
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