The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here...
The Misheard: my work doubles when you are not here...
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche
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Real Lyric: She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie Cocaine
The Misheard: Chico ride Chico ride Chico ride Cocaine
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Real Lyric: well it's a brimfull of asha on the forty five.
The Misheard: well it's a grim poodle basher in a four wheel drive.
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Real Lyric: Big ole jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old hairy vagina
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Real Lyric: Thy kingdom come
The Misheard: Vikings will come
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane...
The Misheard: Life in the Bat Plane...
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Real Lyric: Do the Hustle!
The Misheard: Chew the hot-dog!
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Real Lyric: Takin' care of business, everyday!
The Misheard: Take a caterpillar, in the hay!
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Real Lyric: I got heartaches in my pocket I got echoes in my head
The Misheard: I got heartaches in my pocket I got pickles in my head
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