The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know I had to have you, now I'm gonna find somebody new.
The Misheard: You know I had to have you, now I'm gonna burn my body nude.
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Real Lyric: I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.
The Misheard: I can't forget the ceiling, oh, your fleece says you are leaving.
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Real Lyric: Just then a tiny little dot caught my eye
The Misheard: Just then a tiny little duck cut my eye
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Real Lyric: Sure plays a mean pinball
The Misheard: Sure pleased to meet your mom.
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Real Lyric: Arrows of neon, flashing marquees out on main street
The Misheard: Arrows on me and I'm flashin' my keys on the main street
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Real Lyric: Hey moma said the way you move, gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove
The Misheard: Hey Mommy said the way you moo, gonna make you fart gonna make you poo
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Real Lyric: i cant remember anything to this very day
The Misheard: i cant remember anything to this fairy tale
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Real Lyric: Gee,I really love you and we're gonna get married....
The Misheard: Gee, I really love you, Andrew. Gonna get married...
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here...
The Misheard: my work doubles when you are not here...
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche
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