The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
The Misheard: And little early birdy gave my anus-curl a whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: Bismillah
The Misheard: Makes me laugh
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Real Lyric: inside of me and such a part of you
The Misheard: sodomy is such a part of you
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Real Lyric: woo-hoo, when i feel heavy metal woo-hoo, and im pins and im needles woo-hoo,well i lie and im easy all of the time but im never sure why i need you, coz i need you
The Misheard: woo-hoo, well, i eat anythin at all woo-hoo, with a piece of artic roll with a 'lion' im easy oh! lemon thyme and a bit'o sugar when im near you, is there any jam?
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Real Lyric: I'm the man in the box
The Misheard: I'm the man with a box
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With blood to shed its a long live you.
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Real Lyric: Oh,Oh Here She Comes, She's a man eater
The Misheard: Oh,Oh Here She Comes, She's a mansenita
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Real Lyric: I kind of like it in my brand new place
The Misheard: A can of laggert in my brand new place
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Real Lyric: He gets his orders from my Mama...
The Misheard: He gets his sodas from my Mama...
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gunna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no job, but I get over it cuz' I'm never gunna get no job.
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